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Chit Chat: Have a Laugh


Forums > Chit Chat > Have a Laugh [2 Pages: 1, 2 >> ] (12 messages)

Henry
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Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 23 		Sat, Nov 25, 2006 11:24:00
joke 12
} One night four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn't study
for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. The Dean was a Just person, so he said that you can have a retest after three days.
After 3 days they said they were ready. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.
The test consisted of two questions with total marks of 100.
Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)
Q2. Which tyre burst? (98 marks)
Henry
Member

Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 23 		Sat, Nov 25, 2006 11:16:57
joke 11
} a colombian enters into a supermarket & points a gun at the complaints desk clerk, & shouts...........

wherrrre is my free gift with this canola oil..?!?!?1?
the clerk almost passes away and say's: but there is no free
gift with this brand of oil,,, sir.!!!!!?/!

colombian: don't you sir,,,,,,sir,,me, boucho, see its right here.. CHOLESTROL FREE!!!?? SEE.
Henry
Member

Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 23 		Sat, Nov 25, 2006 10:52:24
joke 10
} An Eskimo at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible
looking and furry thing is what you call a modern Art?" huh, !!
"Talk about cruelty to poor seals and polar bears"!!!!! savage white mann.!

Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir.!?!?!?! isssss nt That a mirror!"!?!
Henry
Member

Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 23 		Sat, Nov 25, 2006 10:32:58
joke 9
} "Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running
or praying to God...
Just then an Italian asks the nearby mexican in the ship.

Italian: How far is land, from here?
mexican: Two miles.
Italian: ?Only two miles, ohh, all these fools
making so much noise. I have got the experience of swimming
ten times that.!

The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
to the surface just to ask.!

"Just tell me which way is land two miles from here?
mexican: hurry hurry, straight Downwards...!!!
Henry
Member

Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 23 		Sat, Nov 25, 2006 10:18:20
joke
} Two japanese went into a pub and after ordering two
beers, took some Sushi out of their respective lunch boxes, and
started eating.
"You can't eat your own Sushi in here,"
complained the pub-owner.!
So the two just swapped their lunch boxes.,,,,,, happy now!
Henry
Member

Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 23 		Sat, Nov 25, 2006 10:08:02
joke
} BARTENDER: I think you've had enough sir.
DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy
BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife...
DRUNK: It was almost impossible.
Henry
Member

Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 23 		Sat, Nov 25, 2006 10:06:48
joke
} During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband,
"Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so
overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?"
The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour
of my life."
Henry
Member

Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 23 		Sat, Nov 25, 2006 10:05:45
joke
} Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Henry
Member

Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 23 		Sat, Nov 25, 2006 10:04:11
joke
} One fine day a beautiful girl proposed to a chinese and the chinese denied.
Simply sayin, ahhh in our family, we marry only our relatives.
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY SIS-IN-LAW,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
So please excuse me!!!!! i'm bound by tradition!!!!!!!
Henry
Member

Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 23 		Sat, Nov 25, 2006 09:56:40
joke
} a guy was always thinking of soccer. Eventually, his exasperated
wife said, "You think nothing but soccer. I bet you don`t even
remember the day we were married."
"Of course I do," said the guy . "It was the day maradona scored his first goal against germany." don't be silly!

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