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Humor & Jokes: Gadhaa

Forums > Humor & Jokes > Gadhaa (7 messages)

Lahori_Munda
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Sun, Apr 08, 2007 13:32:09

LOLz

nice arooj
hahaha

deathrider
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Wed, Apr 04, 2007 09:10:00

world cup

World Cup harnay k baad Inzamam ki maa ne us se kaha k beta bazaar se dahi to laa do.
Inzi ne socha bahir nikloon ga to log marein gay.
is liye burqa pehan ker nikla.
bazaar pohancha hi tha k k aik aurat ne us se poocha k tum inzi ho na?
inzi ne ghabra k kaha nahi to.
us aurat ne kaha ghabrao nhi mein Younis Khan hoon:P

Wasif
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Sat, Mar 24, 2007 11:40:22

To all my shikari frnds

The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, "Any luck?"

"Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday," he boasts.

"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.

"Nope."

"Well, meet the new game warden."

"Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"

"Nope."

"Meet the biggest liar in the state."

Wasif
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Sat, Mar 24, 2007 11:36:10

Impressive

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

Wasif
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Sat, Mar 24, 2007 11:18:20

6 7 8 9

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9

Arslan
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Sat, Mar 03, 2007 23:24:32

Funnie

arooj
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Sat, Mar 03, 2007 03:03:34

Gadhaa

Aik aadmi kay ghar kay smnay gadha maraa para tha us nay muncipality walo ko fone kya keh "mere ghar kay samnay ghadha mara para hia uthwaa dein"
Jawab Mila" wohi dafan kar doo"
wo aadmi khudh der khamosh rehan phir bola" dafan to kara deta magar main nay socha pehaly marhoom kay khandan walo ko to khabar kar dooon "hahahaahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha hansooooooooooo yaaaaaaaaroooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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