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Chit Chat: PHP USERS

Forums > Chit Chat > PHP USERS (5 messages)

MOHIB
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Posts: 2

Thu, Apr 10, 2008 14:07:20

real gangsta....

Merey wahm-o- guman se bhi zyada toot jata hai.
Ye dil apni hadoon mein reh kar itna toot jata hai.

Mein roaoon to daro dewar mujh pey hansney lagtey hain.
Hansoon to merey andar janey kya kya toot jata hai.

Mein jis lamhey ki khawahish mein safar karta hoon sadyoon sey.
Kahin paoon taley aa kar who lamha toot jata hai.

Merey khwaboon ki basti sey janazey uthtey jatey hain.
Meri aankhein jisey choo lein who sapna toot jata hai.

Najaney kitni mudat se hai dil mein ye amal jari
Zara si thees lagti hai zara sa toot jata hai

Dil e nadan hamari to namo hi na muqamal thi
To herat kya jo bantey hi irada toot jata hai

Muqadar mein merey sagar shikast o rekhat itni hai
Mein jis ko apna keh doon who sitara toot jata hai

rotana
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Posts: 43

Mon, Mar 17, 2008 02:29:10

HERE'S ONE FOR YOU: COWBOY

mysql_connect("beer", "girl", "Drag");
mysql_select_db("beer");

if($name="cowboy"){
header("location: Disco club");
}

rotana
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Posts: 43

Mon, Mar 17, 2008 01:51:53

COWBOY

THANKS ! STILL I AM LAUGHING ON THAT JOKE : D HA HA HA

Arslan
Member

Posts: 89

Sat, Mar 15, 2008 08:55:32

lol

I am laughing my ass out. This sure is one of the funniest jokes i've ever heard

rotana
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Posts: 43

Sat, Mar 15, 2008 05:01:02

PHP USERS

if($girl['looks'] == "hot"){
if($beer == "cold"){
$life = "Sorted!";
}elseif(function_exists($girl_get_beer) == true){
if(msg_send ($girl['job_que'], 1, 'Get me a beer out of the fridge!') === false){
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
}else{
array_push($girl['functions'], 'get_beer');
}
}else{
$life = "Get a new girl!";
}
echo $life; : D HA HA HA

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