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Humor & Jokes: Windows Jokes


Forums > Humor & Jokes > Windows Jokes (1 messages)

Arslan
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Posts: 92 		Sat, Apr 12, 2008 01:14:29
Windows Jokes
Customer: I'm running Windows 95...
Helpdesk: Yes...
Customer: ...and now my computer stopped working!
Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.

SOME ERRORS:

WinErr: 001
Windows loaded - System in danger

WinErr: 002
No Error - Yet

WinErr: 003
Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file

WinErr: 004
Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong

WinErr: 005
Multitasking attempted - System confused

WinErr: 00F
Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened

WinErr: 010
Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

WinErr: 079
Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

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