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Humor & Jokes: Jokes Of The WORLD

Forums > Humor & Jokes > Jokes Of The WORLD (4 messages)

DoubleA
Member

Posts: 67

Thu, Apr 17, 2008 10:03:20

JokesWorld(8)

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli,
Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

PATTA gir sakta hai par DARAKHT nahi.
SOORAJ doob sakta hai par AASMAAN nahi.
DHARTI sookh sakti hai par DARIYA nahi.
DUNIYA sudhar sakti hai par AAP nahi

• 1 tha raja
1 thi rani
Dono mar gye
Khatam kahani
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Ab neechey kiya lash dhoond rhe ho ??

Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao
Lerki : Sandle utaron kya?
Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao

Jazz menu may kusamdeed
Mangni kay leye aik dabye
Shaadi kay leye do
Talak kay leye teen aur
Bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye

Quaid foot ho gaye,
Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye,
Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay,
meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha,
soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga

7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.

Mernay per humko janat milay na milay,
Yeh fiza yeh hawa milay na milay,
Per sms kernay may kunjosi na karo,
Kia pata ooper ja ker mobile milay na milay

DoubleA
Member

Posts: 67

Thu, Apr 17, 2008 10:00:34

JokeS World MeriJan(7)

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SHABASH BETA!!!
KAL A, B, C PARHEIN GEY...

main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof

ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehei

• Kaisay ho ?
Mazey mein ?
Tabiyat OK ?
Dimagh OK ?
Unglee mein dard ?
Nahin NA..
Kamal hai, Phir tou SMS kar saktey ho..Kartey kyun nahin ?

yeh sulagta huwa jism,
yeh kapkapaty huwy hont,
yeh thartarata huwa bada,
yeh larkharate huwe awaz,
uffff..
mujhey pehly say shak tha kah tum charse ho

Macher ne jo kata dil main junoon tha,
khujli hoi itni dil besakoon tha,
pakra tu choor diya ya soch ker ke,
sale ki rago main apna hi khun tha.

• Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Hansoo
Aur hansoo
Sada hanste raho
Hamesha khush raho
Khilkhilate raho
Jagmagate raho
Mera kiya hai log tumhe hi pagal kahen gey

DoubleA
Member

Posts: 67

Thu, Apr 17, 2008 09:58:44

MeriJan(6)

• Ur Eyes Patakha ..
Ur Lips Rocket ..
Ur Ears Chakri ..
Ur Smile Phuljarri ..
Ur Personality Bomb ..

Beta!! Nikal ley ..
im Coming wid
"MATCHIS"

Girl:m tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sanbhal k bat kro

PRACTICAL TIP,
agar apni cosun patani ho to,
jab wo chae bananai kichtan mai jaee to us k pichai jao. zor sai us k upar
jhappi maro,
agar hans gaee to phans gai,
or agar ghussa huee to
BAJEE DAR GAI BAJEE DAR GAI..

aapko kabhi koi gham na ho..
apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam na ho..
apko mile roz-roz naye-naye girl friend
jiski umer 60 sa kam na ho ...

1 ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka naam tha "TU GADHA aur doosray ka naam tha "MAI
GADHA".
"TU GADHA" ghar se bahar chala gaya, to ghar mai kon bacha?hanso mat jawab do...

yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho

Biryani khany ki dua neet karta hon main 4plate biryani ki wasty 15
say 20 botion kay bamay zarda rayta aur salad ky mun mera deeg ki traff
Bismillah...

kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo

Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

• Hugli !
Hugli !
Hugli !
Dugli !
Dugli Dugli !
Bugli Bugli !
Bugli !!!!
Hanso Mat !
Ye Mantar Rang Kala Karne Ka Tha Jo Tumne Parh Liya Ab Kia Ho Ga ? ?

DoubleA
Member

Posts: 67

Thu, Apr 17, 2008 09:57:03

Jokes Of The WORLD

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra. Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say
dosti, Liver ko khatra. Hum say dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra!!

Ishq Ke School Mein Naya Mahole Tayyar Ho Gaya Class Ki Teacher Ko Pappu Se Pyar Hogaya Yeh Sun Ker Sari Class Ka DIl Udass Ho Gaya Sari Class Fail Aur Pappu Pas Ho Gaya.

kanjuSi Ka JaB AwaRd DiYA JAEga,tab TUmHara NUm Sab se PEhlE aaEGA,ab
GhaLTI se bhI sMS nAhi KARna WarnA ye AWArd kiSI or ko MIl JAega

calender of love
jan-rose
feb-propose
mar-gift
april-lift
may-cheating
june-dating
july-miss u
aug-kiss u
sep-romence
oct-sex
nov-relax
dec-next

Chori Chori Yeh Aana Jana Chhorh Do

Chupke Chupke Yon Nazar Milana Chhorh Do

Kisi Din Bohat Pito Gay Unse Tum

Yeh Masjidon Se Jootay

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
Kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Churana Chhorh Do.

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi .
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....

Allama Iqbal baithay thay nadi k kinare,
Bachon nay un ko pathar maray,
Iqbal said: Falak k sitaro dharti ki baharo,
Khotay de putro pathar te na maro.

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