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Humor & Jokes: FUNNY**


Forums > Humor & Jokes > FUNNY** (4 messages)

Anjaana
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Posts: 29 		Wed, May 14, 2008 23:59:45
Ek Gujju ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di. Next day Gujju ne apna Bank acccount band karwa diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha: Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge.
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Posts: 29 		Wed, May 14, 2008 23:59:13
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
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Posts: 29 		Sun, May 04, 2008 00:36:20
:::SERIOUS MOOD:::

Dard bhar jaate hai sab dil ke, aur ek Aaah si reh jaati hai
Armaan dab jaate hai kahin, aur ek awaaz si reh jaati hai
Khuda ka insaaf maan lete hai qyamat ko, aur zindagi ek sawaal si reh jaati hai
Dard bhar jaate hai sab dil ke, aur ik aah si reh jaati hai
ik aah si reh jaati hai..


:::FUNNY MOOD:::::

Credit card max out ho jaate hai sab mere, jab woh shopping par jaati hai
Mahina lag jaate hai mujhe kamaane mein aur woh ek din mein sab udaa aati hai
Paapad kha kha ke pet bharta hoon, aur woh tangari kabab pura kha jati hai
Jab bhi billl koi aata hai, tension bad jaati hai
Par mere dost in sale walon ko pati ki tragedy kahan samajh aati hai
...Credit card max out ho jaate hai sab mre. .job woh shopping par jaati hai..
jab woh shopping par jaati hai..
Anjaana
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Posts: 29 		Sun, May 04, 2008 00:35:55
FUNNY**
Girl in a Party asked a man: Excuse me Sir, Kiya Ap mere FACE se 1 Cheez hata sakte hein?

Man khush ho ker bola: Jee Zaroor Bolo Bolo Kia?
Girl: Manhoos Admi Apni Nazreen :d ehehe



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