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Chit Chat: microsoft cars

Forums > Chit Chat > microsoft cars (1 messages)

anjanayloog
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Posts: 5

Tue, Jun 13, 2006 00:32:45

microsoft cars

What if MICROSOFT built cars??

1)A particular model year of car would`t be available until after that year, instead of before.

2)Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you`d have to buy new car

3)Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you`d have to restart it.For some strange reason. you would just accept this

4)You could have person at a time in your car, unless u buy a car 95` or a cat NT, but then you`d have to buy more seats.

5)You would be occasionally pressured to upgrade your car, if u didn`t upgrade it you wouldn`t be able to drive on newer roads.

6)Sun motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered , twice as reliable , 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.

7)The oil, alternator gas,engine warning lights would be replaced with a signle "General nCar Fault" warning light.

8)People get excited abut the new feature in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been avaiable in other brands for years.

9)We`d all have to switch to microsoft gas.

10)The Us government would be getting subsidies from an automaker, instead of giving them.

11)New seats will force every one to have same size ass.

12)Ther would be a lot of built-in problem indicators that all say thesame thing "Something is not working right"

13)The air bag system would say"Are u Sure?" before going off.

14)For some reason the engine controller would need a one giga byte of hard disk and would take 5 min to boot up.

15)Your car would refuse to start with a message "Abort, Retry ,Fail and Cancel?"

16)The speedometer would read 70 even though you are only doing 50.

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