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Humor & Jokes: Miss Mosquito !!!


Forums > Humor & Jokes > Miss Mosquito !!! (4 messages)

eyeopener
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Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 3 		Tue, Jun 26, 2007 10:20:47
Muslim Pick up Lines!!

1. Wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah

2. Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk into the
room

3. Is ur dad a terrorist cuz ur da bomb....

4. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah - then i said inshallah....

5. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

6. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight"

7. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind
all day long....

8. "Nice ankles. Very nice"

9. Girl you're so hot, you make Shaytan sweat.

10. Have your ammi call my ammi

11. Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?

12. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm
hereafter.
Arslan
Member

Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 89 		Thu, Jun 29, 2006 01:35:30
:)
lol
maia
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Member Profile
Posts: 1 		Fri, Jun 16, 2006 15:46:48
u shouldve swatted her when u had the chance
sandrock
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Indian & Pakistani Forums
Posts: 2 		Wed, Jun 14, 2006 09:05:59
Miss Mosquito !!!
She came @ nite, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, bit me, sucked......Swallowed....when she got satisfied, she left....I was hurt.....Miss Mosquito.

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